Goodnight I can’t see straight ahhhhh sleep yay
These two need to stop being fucking adorable I swear to god. idk Notepad is freaking out about how Tony is freakishly tall and can help her do creative things <3
Characters(c) Becky S. and Joseph P.
okay hey!! that piece of lineart you’re staring at is a puppysprite base!!
If you want to design a puppysprite, feel free to use this base, or of course you could draw it from scratch! More info on their physiology under the cut.
STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”
A woman pours so much hand sanitizer on her hands that it runs off and spills all over the floor. It is pooling at her feet. She continues pouring it. A security guard comes over. Ma’am, you’re causing a disturbance. I’m going to have to ask you to leave. The security guard slips, falls. The security guard is covered in hand sanitizer. The security guard is so clean. The woman is so clean. The woman’s hands are so clean.
"tony the talking fuck disregards the wet floor sign"
this ask is a masterpiece
fun things to say when you’re having sex:
- HARMONIZE WITH ME MAGGOT
- my rubber fingers get in there deep
- hOLY MOTHER TERESA ON A MERCEDES BENZ
- why go to five or six stores when you can go to just one
- the kids are making a fUCKin mess
- selling is service and service is selling
- doN’T DO THAT
- who let spiderman in the house
- TINK TINK
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wow shut up
people aren’t required to love their oppressors this is the most ignorant thing ive heard all day you are very very very clearly a cis person who’s never had to deal with systematic oppression
and ive never once said straight/cis people are evil so shut up about that too
and you wanna talk about proving we’re all human? yeah let’s do that we can start by getting trans people basic human rights and taking away their reason to hate cis people hmmmmmm yeah that’s a good place to begin
jesus christ this ask is so fucking pretentious and whiny
She fucking loved her mug
ive been at exactly 2,538 followers for like a week
like everyday i gain and lose a couple but its always that number by the end of the day
f ollow the teeny beany i love this teeny beany